I’ve been avoiding this moment all my bloated life. Right now, I feel that uncomfortable combination of sweaty, sticky skin that covers my entire swampy body from too much caffeine that I keep injecting to the lack of sleep from yet another not so secret last minute travel breakdown palace…
8 Ball
“I’m addicted to being a loser.” He slurs.
“I Uber surge-priced for this?” These thoughts foam to the top like the beers clinking around us.
“I used to think I could even finish a sentence.” Obviously his psycho-shrill doctor lady has stopped returning his neurotic voicemails.
“I’m a…
Hello. Here I am.
